Seems everyone has an Inspirational / Motivational quote they plaster all over their social media. Have you ever read a motivational quote that made absolutely no sense?
I had to get in on the fun.
Here’s 19 “Motivational” / “Inspirational” quotes you can use just to mess with your followers: …(Why 19? Just to mess with those of you who need it to be 20…)
“LOVE is a 4 letter word that spells ‘LOVE'”
“My Darkest Hour is When it Dawned on Me I Had Been Kept in the Dark.”
“Tomorrow is another day. Different than today. Tomorrow will become today and today yesterday…don’t worry about that part.”
“Live everyday as if it were your last-because-if I had it my way it would be.”
“Failing forward gives you momentum-even though it’s face down.”
“Whoever laughs at you when you fall, is probable a PE teacher.”
“A journey of 1000 miles begins with a single tweet or snapchat post.”
“Dance as if everyone’s drinking.”
Enjoy the little things in life because, if you’re a millennial, it’s probably all you can afford.”
“Perfection is only a path mediocre people take. Perfect people don’t need a path.”
“Be yourself…only better.”
“Success does not come from winning. It comes from really good P.R.”
“Keep your chin up, your head held high, and your best foot forward. It makes you look better in your pics.”
“Happiness comes when your automatic deposit is no longer pending.”
“Life is like football. It requires hard work, sacrifice, dedication, and an occasional $20 million contract.”
“Only losers understand the true value of a win.”
“I have found if you genuinely love life-you’re a little off.”
“To live is to let go. So hold on tight to your dreams.”
“Beware of a man who is charming. Charm is spelled ‘C-Harm'”.
Stacy Pederson is a Colorado based Humorist and Funny Motivational Speaker who is incessantly insecure with a chronic Thai Food / Netflix binge habit.